thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

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ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
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