zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via mydrunkkitchen)

meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via officialfrenchtoast)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via working--title)

unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via alrighteverybodybecool)

tastefullyoffensive:

New names for stuff. [doghousediaries]

anomaly1:

pansexualpotatoe:

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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This is great

Wow…

(via carrietheseawitch)

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times
daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
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